quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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