Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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