R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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