did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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