that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
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