She's JV to your varsity
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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