Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
YAS. BRING CRAB.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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