OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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