I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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