ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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