So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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