If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
operation have a gay friend backfired
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
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