just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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