we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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