omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
