This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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