Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize