Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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