If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I think people are normalizing furries
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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