I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Are we still banned from the library?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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