Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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