then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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