I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Did you just see the Batmobile???
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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