Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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