Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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