apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
