Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
