is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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