So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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