Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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