I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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