My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
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OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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