he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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