It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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