You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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