I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i need an iv and a liver transplant
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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