now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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