My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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