Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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