Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
