Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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