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I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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