the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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