i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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