We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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