Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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