sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
how can u be prego again
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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