so that wasnt chicken after all
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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