no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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