So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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