But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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