Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
He? As in you personified your dick?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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