I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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