Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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