if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Little spoons don't ask big questions
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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